100 Reasons Why Women Have It Better Than Men

1. Women can get laid anytime they want
2. Women never have to buy their own drinks at a bar
3. Women piss sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk
4. Women get out of speeding tickets by crying or by showing a little cleavage or leg
5. Women can sleep their way to the top of the class
6. Women get to shop at Victoria's Secret
7. Women can marry rich and then not have to work
8. Women never have to pay when they go out on dates
9. Men take women on all expense paid trips- all women have to do is sleep with them
10. Men light women's cigarettes for them
11. Men hold the doors open for women
12. Women pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
13. Women are cuter
14. Women lie better
15. Women are better manipulators
16. Women always end up sleeping in the bed when they fight with there other halves- guys get the couch
17. Women always have food in the fridge
18. When women cook, it doesn't precede a trip to the ER or a visit from the fire dept
19. Women always get to choose the movie
20. Women can get out of any situation they want just by complaining about cramps
21. Women don't have to mow the lawn
22. Women don't have to take out the garbage
23. Women don't have to paint the house or walls
24. Women have PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men
25. PMS is a legal defense for murder and castration
26. PMS is a legal defense for just about anything else a woman cares to do
27. A woman without any teeth can still be very appealing to a man
28. Women can look at underwear ads or breasts Cosmopolitan magazine without getting dirty looks
29. Women can be forgiven anything by performing oral sex
30. Women can sleep their way into any job they want
31. Men unlock a woman's side of the car first
32. Like tiles, if a woman lays a man right the first time, she can walk all over him forever
33. Women can masturbate more times a day than men
34. 2 Words- Multi Orgasmic
35. Sweat is sexy on women
36. Women never run out of excuses
37. Men get to think about sex 200 times a day, but women can be having it that often
38. Women get expensive jewelry as gifts that they NEVER have to give back
39. Women get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because they can make men think that they fuck up so often
40. Women can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
41. Women are cleaner
42. Women have more than one erogenous zone
43. Women don't have to employs rules of logic and reasoning when they argue.
44. Women don't always have to think with their genitals
45. Women are better at dealing with children
46. Women never have to sit home alone on a weekend night
47. Women never have to worry about a shortage of ready, willing and able men when they're horny
48. Women never have to say, I'm sorry"
49. There is a greater variety of sex toys designed for women
50. Women can get extended leaves of absence from work to "bear and raise children"
51. Women are more flexible than men, they "roll with the punches" and fight dirtier.
52. When women get pissed off, they just take it out on the world in general and get away with it
53. Women can use menstruation as just another excuse to say "no" to sex
54. Women can just roll over and go to sleep after they masturbate because there is no messy clean-up
55. It takes us less to get a woman drunk
56. Women often get to cut in line
57. Women always get the better deal in divorce court
58. A woman can use a guy and he'll be OK with it
59. Women don't have to worry about lipstick on the collar
60. Most women actually look good in short shorts- men as a rule, don't
61. Women make better tips
62. Women have mastered civilized eating- Women don't embarrass their friends or make loud bodily noises in public
63. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell that disgusting
64. Women can connive men into doing their homework, writing their papers or carrying their books anytime they want
65. Women don't have excessive amounts of body hair
66. Men will pay women for sex
67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make women sterile
68. A women can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return
69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but a women can have sex with an entire football team at once if she wants
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits a puddle, he gets wet, not her
71. Women sweat less
72. Women smell better
73. When women make her boyfriend mad, she doesn't have to waste money on flowers, cards, candy or jewelry. Oral sex fixes all
74. Women have three accessible holes
75. Women have better fashion sense
76. Women don't have to make fools out of themselves to impress a man
77. A woman's friends don't pick on her if she isn't sleeping with anyone
78. Women are all siting on a gold mine. They know it and use it to their extreme advantage
79. Women don't have to drive when on a date
80. An ugly woman can use makeup, get a new hairdo and show some skin to become presentable- ugly men are just out of luck
81. A beautiful woman with a nice figure can walk up to any guy and say "You'll do, come with me", and he will
82. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line
83. Women know how fake it
84. Women look better naked
85. Women know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing
86. When women are short, they are petite, when men are short, they are just short
87. Women do less time for violent crime
88. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up
89. An oblong vegetable or 99 cent vibrator is all a women needs for a really, good time
90. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood
91. Women never have to see combat
92. Women's perfume will always mask out any lingering hints of men's after-shave
93. Women are sexier
94. Women are all the same in the dark
95. A woman can go to the bathroom at the same time as another woman with out worrying if people think they are gay
96. Women can look at themselves naked anytime they want
97. Women can have sex with other women without it bothering their boyfriends
98. Women can get excused from heavy labor, even in an equal work, equal pay shop
99. Women can masturbate in secret any time they want by just rocking their butts
100. and the 100th reason why woman may have an advantage- this one is definitely worthy of reiteration: Women can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, and ANY WAY they want!