If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, she was, and always will be yours
If she never returns, she was never yours to begin with
If she just sits in your living room
Messes with your stuff
Eats your food
Uses your telephone
Takes your money
And never behaves as if you
actually set her free in the first place
You married her, you moron
Heman Woman Haters Club
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