1. Just sit there and watch the game. I'll take out the trash.
2. Sure, I'd love a ménage a trois. I'll call my sister over.
3. Can I run out and buy you more beer?
4. Don't move, I made you breakfast in bed.
5. I bought you season tickets to your favorite pro team.
6. Go out with your buddies tonight. I'll just sit here and read a book.
7. You take it easy. I'll wash and wax your car.
8. Size isn't important.
9. I love when you flick through the channels that fast.
10. Let's watch the Three Stooges.
11. I like your hair just the way it is.
12. I love you 69 ways!
13. Birthdays aren't important.
14. That's OK, you'll remember our anniversary next year.
15. A frying pan. Just what I always wanted.
16. I can't think of a better vacation then driving to the Football Hall of Fame
17. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
18. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
19. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
20. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
21. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute.
22. This diamond is way too big.
23. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
24. Wow, it must be 14 inches!
25. Does this make my butt look too small?
26. I'm wrong. You must be right again.

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